"The squirrel wants a nut." (she wants me to say, 'I don't have any nuts.')
"Ooo ooo ah ah."
"The monkey wants a banana." (she wants me to say, 'I don't have any bananas.')
"You're living with a monkey for the rest of your life."
"You asked for a kid and you got a monkey."
It's either the squirrel or the monkey script, all day, every day when we're together. It was a long weekend. Can't wait for work tomorrow!